Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅

Mf wasn't playin around 💀

Nobody handles the hosts of Fox News quite like Pete Buttigieg. He is so damned good at this. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

Prince already made Joker the best possible musical. Gaga and Joaquin ‘nem didn’t stand a chance.

“Back in my day, Republicans hated Russia.”

In my latest for Washington City Paper, I chatted with Larry Wilmore about his appearance at the 2016 #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner & his standup tour which includes a show @thebirchmere on Oct. 14th. Enjoy! #LarryWilmore #thebirchmere #comedy #comedytour #magic #Tours tinyurl.com/5n8286ny

STRANGE BUT TRUE: After Donald Trump played "Ave Maria" at a campaign rally In Pennsylvania, composer Franz Schubert rose from the grave to tell him to cut it the fuck out.

Thank you to all who do.

Jesus, this advert hits hard.

"I F---ed it up. I F---ed it up. Can I go back. Can go back, please." "You can't. We're live" -- National Anthem

In my latest for Washington City Paper, I spoke with Billy Ocean (aka Billy Ocean) about the 40th anniversary of "Suddenly," working with Mutt Lange and his tour which will stop Warner Theatre tomorrow night. Enjoy! #BillyOcean #Tours #livemusic #warnertheatre #DC #wcp tinyurl.com/5cr9tfwn

Donald, you in danger girl.

#ICompletedTheAssignment #LFG

Thanks for the reminder, Saturday Night Live - SNL.

Very sorry to hear about the passing of our old label boss and collaborator, Quincy Jones. We were on his label Qwest for many years, he did a great remix of Blue Monday in 1988. We send all our condolences and thoughts to his family, he was a true legend!

Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

#USAElection2024