Keith SGG 💖 Major D Malpas Jack Wicked I feel I am channeling this energy

Good to wake up in a country where shoplifting is effectively decriminalised but touching an umbrella is now a capital offence. Top work Police Scotland 👏👏👏

worried plod won’t turn up when your shed’s broken into? just tell them a woman touched your umbrella.

The SNP continually tell us they welcome refugees and want more immigration. Then when it happens, they start squealing like someone chained to a chair in the front row of an Iona Fyfe concert.

"Whit ye in fir?" "Messin wae a brolly; two years, they gie me..."

Mhairi Black, who has no acting experience - other than the contrived ‘working class’ image she projected - will play Detective Inspector Bridges in a new BBC drama. Honestly, you couldn’t make this up 😂😂😂 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Ranger striker Danilo’s dad is in the stands and enjoying the atmosphere! 🤣 🔥

Walk about with a "DECAPITATE TERFS" sign, no problem. No arrests. No charges. Defend yourself from being jabbed by a brolly...accept a police warning or you will be charged with criminal damage. This is what the SNP has done to our justice system.

This Autumn on the BBC.

Happy Trick or Treating friends ❤️ from 🇦🇺

How to keep yourself safe from vampires this Halloween

Dracula dresses up as John Swinney for Halloween 🎃

Emergency shareholder meeting.

Sorry to inform you all that El Del passed away suddenly on the 28th from unknown medical causes (but likely a heart attack). Best wishes - his son.

This is definitely in the top 2 Halloween fancy dress costumes I’ve ever seen Comfortably as well Fucking brutal 😂😂😂😂

This dressing up as ghouls & monsters to go out trick or treating is getting out of hand…kids are crying now.

Happy Halloween 👻

Happy Halloween 🎃

Another great night at Somewhere by Nico 😁

This is a disgraceful new low from Iona Fyfe. The man’s son is grieving his father, and now he has to see lies spread about him. Absolutely vile behaviour.