That mother fu- {Text: Cumshot} You know what they say about his with expensive cars.... might not want to broadcast your -little- problem.

{Text: Cumshot} I may be able to come this weekend. You know you can come up here too ya dipshit.

{Text: Cumshot} Isn't the phrase 'bumfuck Egypt'?

{Text: Cumshot} Seeing as you're about to inherit your families buisness you really -should- care about semantics.

He was fully prepared to see yet another text from his asshole of a best friend but agitation disappeared as he saw quite a different text on his screen. A slow smirk on his lips as he read, and re-read his screen. {Text: Deputy} That could be arranged

He chuckled in his office as he pressed the upload button. Was Sean Lebrowski {FAKE} gonna kill him? Probably but it was too damn funny not to share his drunken karaoke. youtu.be/rstBOc3laQQ

Marshmallows hmm?

His brow furrowed slightly but his smile remained. "Have that problem often Deputy?"

I'm sexy and you know it

#NewProfilePic #CPADayOff

"You sure?" He smirked

He chuckled, his smirk widening into a full blown smile as he noted her eyes looking everywhere but at him. "I don't know, you tell me"

Bring the cuffs.... leave the tazer

#WCW @RightMeowDeputy Ya know..... still waiting for those cuffs.....