🚨Breaking🚨 Starting wide receiver Jason Rawe has suffered a regular season ending knee injury.

In response to tonight's breaking news. The slightly salted Slugs will pick up a veteran outside presence in Matthew Teter. Per @christianhay_ #expectus

Early voting starts today. Be sure to make your voice heard no matter who you vote for. One thing we can all agree on is that Victory Royales are pretty sick.

Sources close to the situation say: Aiden Boclair is a front runner for the Texas A&M job after Jimbo gets fired this year. He's shown he has what it takes to coach at the highest level this season with the Slugs

Who's back of the week: Jason Rawe

Nuff said

Drew Strachan is out for todays game against Deep Threat for a Disney half marathon. Jason Rawe and Jacob Markum will get snaps in his place.

Breaking news: Jacob Markum will be getting the start at quarterback tonight.

Cards stacked against the Slugs. Hard to play a 2 v 1 not making excuses tho.

Saw this guy wandering around the mcom building and knew we had to sign him.

POV ur watching the Slugs week one with drewski under center

Slugs football is back. Natl. championship loading.

8-0 after the first. Nbd the Slugs are outscoring their oppt by eight times.

EZ. 16-0 Slugs. 16x their score for those counting at home.

22-0 final score. Slugs win!!! Close game but not really. Slugs win by a LoT.

We'd like to reveal that Drew Strachan will also not be going to NFL next year. Will explore the waters next year to make his final decision.

Taylor Swift will not be in attendance at this week's game. She asked but was told no on the grounds that our players didn't want to be the subject of her next album.

Up 8x No big deal Us versus I'm just spitballing here Slugs by a million

The final score from last night would only distract our fans from studying for tests and getting homework done this week. Always thinking of you Slug Nation, much love.

Heard Alabama Football needs a new hc. For the right price we may know some guys who could co-Coach it.