😂😂😂

If you're celebrating Kevin Rose's house burning down because of "karma" for Moonbirds Put yourself in timeout Touch grass, call your parents, delete your twitter for at least a week And come back when you're not being an absolute jackass for engagement

lol

BREAKING: $TRUMP IMPLODES $40 BILLION THANKS TO $MELANIA

Imagine thinking this is dumb and questioning this, but not the other bullshit they’ve done for the last 8 years. It’s on brand 🤣🤣🤣

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Crime On Chain

As someone who round tripped 7 figs last cycle You'd be stupid for not opening your wallet when markets are red. The first thing you should be doing is checking if you're overexposed and de-risking where necessary Have you planned ahead if the market goes down further? Most

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JUST IN: $200,000,000 liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 60 minutes.

BREAKING: EVERYTHING

CRYPTO PRESIDENT

So it's not "4D chess" after all? What is it then?

The US literally voted for this lmfao

Whoopsie 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

JUST IN: $1,350,000,000 liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 24 hours.

JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $80,000.

OH GOD DAMN IT.

so basically > guy reported fake news > all of world finance aped the news and added 2.5T to the market > news is fake, so everyone dumped so basically finance is just memecoins with suits

Copped 🫡🔥