"If I tell you what happens, it won't happen." 💥 Flipped account 💥 Dr Stephen Strange 💥 Sorcerer Supreme 💥 Taken by @ScarletRadiant 💥 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #Marvel #Avengers 💥 RT

"Got your list." 🔫 Flipped account 💋 Margarita Shaw aka Madam M 🔫 Provides weapons for the various crews of WEA 💋 Married to Deckard Shaw // A Radiant Parody 🔫 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastandFurious #HobbsandShaw #Marvel 💋 RT

"Took longer than I expected." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Mr. Nobody 🔫 Director of World Espionage Agency 🔫 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastandFurious #Marvel 🔫 RT

"I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. 'Cause I'm really good at it." 🔫 Luke Hobbs 🔫 Mercenary for WEA 🔫 Married to @RadiantMerc 🔫 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastandFurious #HobbsAndShaw #Marvel 🔫 RT

"Welcome to the Continental." 🍸 NEW ACCOUNT 🍸 The Continental 🍸 Neutral ground for assassins, mobsters, outlaws and even monsters 🍸 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 🏹 Team Arrow 🏹 Parody @DevilsRejectHub Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. 🍸 Written by #RadiantBoneHead 🍸 #JohnWick 🍸 RT

"With our technology, and with E.D.I.T.H., Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth!" ❎ NEW ACCOUNT ❎ Quentin Beck ❎ Mysterio ❎ Former Stark Industries employee ❎ Greatest hero on Earth ❎ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ❎ Written by #BoneHead ❎ #Marvel #Avengers #SpiderMan ❎ RT

"The war had all but ground to a halt in the blink of an eye." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Selene 🔫 Death Dealer 🔫 Member of the Care Bears 🔫 Taken by Fatal Blade Studios 🔫 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. @DevilsRejectHub 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Underworld #Marvel 🔫 RT

"How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?" 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Hannibal King 🔫 Member of the Care Bears 🔫 Married to @AgileArrows 🔫 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. @DevilsRejectHub 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Blade #Marvel 🔫 RT

"Bow down to the King and Queen." 🦇 Flipped account 🍷 Jarko Grimwood 🦇 King of Vampires 🍷 Ruling with my love l ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ 🦇 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #Blade #Marvel 🍷 RT

That's what my problem is." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Agent Locke 🔫 Agent of WEA 🔫 Married to Lucy Locke ⚛ // Radiant Parody 🔫 Works with Luke Hobbs. Parody. Deckard Shaw // A Radiant Parody 🔫 Part of Mi Familia Hub // Parody Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastAndFurious #HobbsAndShaw #Marvel 🔫 RT

"I don't know how to use this." 💋 Flipped account 🖲️ Kathy Pearce 🖥️ The tech genius of Dominic Toretto. Parody's crew 🖲️ Married to @ArticulateGoof 🖥️ Part of Mi Familia Hub // Parody 🖲️ Written by #BoneHead 🖥️ #FastAndFurious 💋 RT

"Still fits." ❌ Flipped account ❌ Alexei Shostakov ❌ Red Guardian ❌ Russia's equivalent to Captain America ❌ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ❌ Written by #BoneHead ❌ #Marvel #BlackWidowMovie #parodyaccount ❌ RT

"I can counter anything you throw at me. I can mimic and adapt to any move you make. I can anticipate any blow." 🏹 Flipped account 🔫 Taskmaster 🗡️ Highly skilled merc 🏹 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🗡️ #Marvel #BlackWidowMovie #parodyaccount 🏹 RT

"Is that what we are?" 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Yelena Belova 🔫 Black Widow 🔫 Trained in the Red Room with Natasha and Melina 🔫 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #BlackWidow #parodyaccount 🔫 RT

"How do I change the ringtone on this thing." ✨ Flipped account 🔭 Dr Jane Foster ✨ Astronomer and astrophysicist 🔭 My assistant is Dr. Darcy Lewis Odinson ⚡ // Radiant Parody ✨ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔭 Written by #BoneHead ✨ #Marvel #Parody 🔭 RT

"I've got this completely under control." ⚔️ Sif ⚔️ Queen of Asgard ⚔️ Married to my love @AsgardBrute ⚔️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ⚔️ Written by #BoneHead ⚔️ #Marvel #Avengers #Parody ⚔️ RT

"A Merry Christmas to all!" 🎄 Flipped account 🎅 Scott Calvin || Santa Claus 🎄 Toy maker, bring of joy around the world 🎅 Married to 🤶 Mrs Claus ❄ // A Radiant Parody 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎅 #Marvel #TheSantaClause #Parody 🎄 RT

"I made my family disappear." 🎄 Flipped account 🎄 Kevin Stark 🎄 Son of Tony Stark. || Iron Man. Parody. and Natalie R Stark. || Iron Widow. Parody. 🎄 Brother of Carol Danvers ⭐ || Captain Marvel || Parody 🎄 Molly Stark ⛄ // Parody. 🎄 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎄 #HomeAlone #Marvel #Parody 🎄 RT

"How far are we allowed to fix something that's broken?" 🦇 NEW ACCOUNT 🦇 Dr. Michael Morbius 🦇 Biologist 🦇 Living Vampire 🦇 Married to Lena ❄ Northern Vampyre Elder // Radiant Parody 🦇 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #Morbius #Marvel #Parody 🦇 RT

//Peter Parker in the MCU was born August 10, 2001. It's currently 2025 in the MCU (according to Hawkeye). Which means he's 24. Take away five years due to the blip, he's 19. Just a little fyi to those yapping about Peter being a minor.