Any foreigners thinking of joining Ukraine’s military apparatus, know this: you’re worth more to them dead than alive.

Why the AA batteries in my Walmart mouse last two years, but I gotta charge my Apple mouse every week

I need a girl with that “TTE”, Tiny Titty Elegance

Nativists of the past who beat the shit out of new immigrants and treated them like dirt were low key doing them an important service. Integration by fire would transform Ahmadinejad into Andrews with the quickness

Why is it so hard for a woman to believe that they can do better than me? Bitch, I’m trying to tell you that I’m a broken man. Why won’t you believe me?

Mexicanas getting tall all of a sudden

Maricopa Co….Trump won you can cut the bullshit and just count the votes now.

Do your part: Join ICE and defend your neighbors. Defend the homeland! join.ice.gov

I don’t like these one-sided fights. Victory is cleaner when your enemy gets his licks in.