Me trying to prevent #RIPTwitter

Only in Turkey 🇹🇷🥰🧡

Bank of Japan decision tonight 👀

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?” “That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.” “So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both

"you financed a $12.78 steak bowl from chipotle?"

"They're called Chimichanga Default Swaps"

This Dog morning routine is the best haha

You know Miyazaki absolutely beside himself with this studio Ghibli trend..

6.1 million Americans are behind on their mortgage. FHA delinquencies just hit 11.03% — the highest in years.

The world is about to find out why Warren Buffett is sitting on $380 billion in cash.