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I need the DoorDash Disciples to stop asking me how I’m losing weight. Take a wild fucking guess at your big age??

Crazy gas incoming. (Increased my protein intake again)

What’s with all the full body deodorants

I know we laugh these off but this is not ok. We cannot live like this. We can’t make this seem normal to our children. All of our hours afterwork just physically and mentally resting and prepping to be ready… for work. Until we die. Please unionize. End capitalism. 4hr day now.

That Liza skit still makes me laugh

me when two Trader Joe's employees bag my groceries together

BABS?! Lmaoooooo

Play some Mariah Carey

DoorDash

What do you make for dinner most often?

i regret to inform y’all that i am equally as off putting when i’m not stoned

I love a three meal prep. You mean I can have dinner, lunch and dinner again? This is great

Old niggas in slingshots be terrorizing downtown

Molly so fucking stupid.

Being a social worker is like being a janitor for capitalism. No amount of counselling will give my clients what they need - more money. I naively entered into a failing, racist and ableist system thinking I could help people. The reality is that the system is rotten to the core.