Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's

"My name's Raymond. I'm 73. I work the parking lot at St. Joseph's Hospital. Minimum wage, orange vest, a whistle I barely use. Most people don't even look at me. I'm just the old man waving cars into spaces. But I see everything. Like the black sedan that circled the lot every

🚨 BEER LEAGUE IS CALLING YOUR NAME! 🚨 Crack a cold one 🍻, load up the lobby 🎮, and let's CLUTCH wins like pros... with zero regrets! Casual squads, epic trash talk, and post-game brews. Join the Discord link below to get verified and sign up TODAY! Matches start Dec. 5th🍺

In light of recent news, we wanted to remind our fellow booze bags that we offer the chance to bring some of the crazy public match maps into play through our CBL-exclusive map pool. Sign up today to be able to vote on this season's map pool! 🍻 discord link below!

Take this gun from me, I’m in and out of consciousness

Send that piece of shit to his maker before someone else does

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Beer League returns this Friday, and scientists warn players may experience uncontrollable clutching, excessive trash-talking, and spontaneous beer-fueled heroism. Grab your duo before someone drafts that one guy who swears he “plays better after 6 beers” 🍻

🚨🍺 CASE RACE 🍺🚨 Beer League just got SWEATY — our new ELO bot goes live Dec. 5th with the new season and is ready to expose who’s cracked and who’s just buzzed. The highest ELO at the end of each month will win a FREE CASE OF BEER! Queue up, rank up, drink up. 🍻

🔥🍺Thirsty Thursday is coming in HOT 🍺🔥 a 8s Tournament tomorrow to pregame the new Beer League season, and it’s time to warm up the sticks and bring the chaos. Crack a drink, lock in, and let’s see who’s frying early.🎮🍻 #ThirstyThursday #CODBeerLeague

🍺BREAKING NEWS 🍺 WE'VE BEEN HACKED! SOMEONE RELEASED THE CASE RACE EARLY. REGISTER FOR THIS SEASON AND PLAY TODAY! discord.gg/ed3CPfqv

🍺THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER🍺 Beer League kicks off TONIGHT! Warm up the thumbs, chill the drinks, and get ready for questionable strats & legendary plays. It’s time to lock in, load up, and let the chaos begin. 👀🔥

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First weekend of Beer League = MASSIVE W 🍻🎮 Sweaty lobbies, cracked plays, new rivalries forming already—exactly how we like it. If this is just Week 1… the season’s about to be wild. #CODBeerLeague

🚨WEEK 1 TOP 10🚨 Lots of good battles this weekend and even more drinking, top plays to come later this week! Tommy Zirk 🐝 Amethyst 💜 Mr. Tristy JT @.leaz ELT | Grover Sheharm ❄️ Pat Trey

Tommy Zirk 🐝 Amethyst 💜 Mr. Tristy JT ELT | Grover Sheharm ❄️ Pat Trey

🔥🍺 Lock. Load. Lager. 🍺🔥 Another weekend of Beer League chaos is HERE — where the shots are cold, the comms are questionable, and someone’s definitely blaming the beer for their aim. Gear up, crack one open, and let’s send it. 🍻💥 #BeerLeagueCOD #WeekendWarrior

WEEK 1 HIGHLIGHTS YUP! youtube.com/watch?v=XIxuid…

If there’s anything that Twitter has taught me over the last year, it’s that the far left and the far right are equally retarded

Another weekend of Beer League in the books 🍻🔥 Clutch plays, questionable loadouts, elite comms (and not-so-elite aim). Same time next weekend — who’s ready to run it back? 🎮💥

Alluka class this, Alluka class that. How about taking a Alluka in the mirror and realize none of you are going pro 🫵😂