Alistair Smythe
@slayersmythe
I wait for the moment to exact my vengeance on that rat J Jonah Jameson and that annoying wall-crawler, Spider-Man. I am the Ultimate Spider Slayer. #SSverse
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22-12-2014 03:38:07
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calling on Spider-Man to come and save the man you New Yorkers voted into office, J. Jonah Jameson. Here's the catch, the only way to stop the ~
to die tonight. Allow my heart to continue beating and J. Jonah Jameson will die within roughly 10 minutes of me starting the charge. Want to ~
save good old J. Jonah Jameson? All you have to do is kill me. Easy enough for the red and blue spandex hero who proclaims "No one dies." Oh, ~
kill you as well. Naturally. I'm going for two birds and one stone here, because if you're dead, than so is J. Jonah Jameson! *Adjusts the camera*
One last thing, I've surrounded New York City Hall with my own Anti-Spider-Patrol. Thanks to J. Jonah Jameson and his access to them, they now ~
from high above, but beware to any NYPD SWAT that the Anti-Spider-Patrol is watching and will be able to spot a snipper before you can even ~
blink. Ironic, huh? The Anti-Spider-Patrol that J. Jonah Jameson originally help create will now be used against him for his death. With that said,
It took you long enough, Peter B. Parker! I was beginning to think you wanted me to kill ol' J. Jonah Jameson over here!
Shut it, J. Jonah Jameson. Business is happening. That's all you need concern yourself with. Start praying to your maker soon. #SSDeathAwaits
All through then? I'd really like to get one with killing you and J. Jonah Jameson again, Peter B. Parker. #SSDeathAwaits
You did not! What the hell happened here??? *Leaps at the back of Peter B. Parker with his claws out, driving them into his ~ #SSDeathAwaits