Monsoon season in Arizona is more like dodge the flying tree branches as if they are playing frogger.

When life gives you lemons make sure they are free range and grass fed

My grandpa just got surgery and we're sitting at Denny's and he goes "I feel like I'm in outer space" 😂

Just yawned and my back popped in about four places.

I have 5 weddings to go to next year........

What is with old people and saying turn the air down when they mean turn the air up...?

"If a turtle sleeps out side of his shell he's a baller" - Steve

Don’t get me wrong I like the way shoes look I guess but if I could just wear no shoes all the time I’d probably do that.

ITS SNOWBOARDING SEASON

Yo are you guys ready to eat thanksgiving dinner for the next two months?

I just dropped my phone while holding it above my head and some how dodged it and then said “whew” to myself quietly. 😂

Every year my GRANDPA goes to more parties than I do on Halloween 😂

Anyone down for no spam call Fridays where it’s illegal to get spam called on a Friday?

No highs, no lows, only Doge

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