Even though I’m a teenager, I still find teenagers the most annoying people in the world.

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

Anxiety is like a Spidey-sense, that has absolutely no idea what it’s doing.

Why is a person considered a stalker if they’re unattractive, but a secret admirer if they’re attractive?

America is wild because the ppl in charge of future policy deadass be 7 years away from the grave

Calling someone from Earth “Miss Universe” seems a little naive.

Harry Potter would have been amazing if each book got a season in a Netflix series.

I've still never seen a fidget spinner in person. So I guess I've made all the correct life choices?

Remember, for everything you have lost, you have gained something else. Without the dark, you would never see the stars.

Take life day by day and be grateful for the little things. Don't get caught up in what you can't control. Focus on the positive.

Smoking out of a bong requires all 4 elements

ICYMI: The new #JusticeLeague​ trailer looks epic!!! #SDCC2017

Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad.

Your first instinct is always right. So, always go with your first instinct. Even if it's a bad idea... Because bad ideas make good stories.

I had the craziest dream last night. I dreamt the Republicans managed to pass a piece of legislation.

The generation that complains about millennials the most is the generation responsible for raising them.

If all women would stop wearing makeup, eventually people would get used to it and adjust their beauty standards.

Isn’t it weird how KFC is one letter away from F*ck? New slogan idea… KFC: all that’s missing is u.

how tiger woods out here doing more drugs than future tho