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The Dad Briefs

@sladewentworth

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Me: What do you want for Christmas, bud? Son #2: I’m good. Me: You’re good? S2: Yeah. Me: You sure? S2: Daddy, I have, like, four 20 dollar bills. I’m fine.

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For more than fifty years, the monster under my bed has never reached out and grabbed my ankle. Yet I’m certain tonight’s the night.

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Sorry that I haven’t been around. I’ve been busy blocking people who say Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie.

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Told my kids we can’t afford our yearly trip to Great Wolf Lodge, so we’ll headed to “Just Ok Coyote Motel”