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well this is awkward

Full disclosure: The rest of the buffet consisted of rocks, tripe, pubes and wasps. And it's a textured fart smoothie.

Oh no! How terrible! Those responsible for 72 murders 7 years ago are facing criticism😱 Won't you think of the poor companies who installed substandard flammable cladding instead of sprinkler systems, so that nearby well off residents didn't have to look at an eyesore.

Not so much Blitz Spirit, very much Squits Spirit.

It's clear where the Bellendtum is. 2nd last with 14 votes. Hardly a platform for Mel Stride to declare he'll be "restoring trust and competence". We all know it's nailed on he's out in the next round.

The Grenfell report found "systematic dishonesty" of manufacturers for the tower block being clad in combustible materials. One manufacturer “deliberately concealed” the fire risks posed. How the fuck is this not, at the very least, corporate manslaughter?

There is absofuckinglutely no way on earth Sophia Money-Coutts isn't a well played cringe-worthy blatant parody.

How do you do, Himalayan pink salt of the earth Annunziatatatata Foiegras-Tallyho, here. I'll jolly well tell you what what what, you beastly proletariat oiks. Your bally superiors have the right of it with their modest diet of scrumptious afternoonified agricultural fare.

This is outrageous Lee Anderson MP Another wrong crowd innocent sent down. Thomas Medler, a couple too many youth, given 42 months simply for violent disorder and chanting "save are kids" while breaching a sexual harm prevention he was handed after sexually assaulting 2 kids.

Remember the 1920s when there wasn't Pluto, helicopters, electric guitars and neutrons. What happened? Oh, and autism was first diagnosed in 1943 and celiac in the first century AD. Transgender folk have always existed. Fucking idiot

Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman in the documentary film, WILL & HARPER. In select theaters this September and on Netflix September 27.

Please remember the rules, folks: Climate change relates to long term shifts in global temperatures and effects on the planets climate system. You're a fuckwit if you believe a gobshite grifter who uses seasonal UK weather as proof climate change isn't real.

Eh? Having seen the utter shite CCHQ pumps out I'd assumed there was just the one person who was employed, and their job was to divine meaning from Alphabeti Spaghetti induced diarrhea.

Get to fuck, Shitler. It's you who hates this country. You hate what it is now so much that you confect a faux patriotic misty eyed revisionist loads of bollocks, to spread that hate amongst angry delusional victim complex fuckwitted failures.

Quite clearly Julia Hartley-Brewer got her degree in climatology from Trump University.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

Got to be honest. I'm not that psyched for the peddler of tepid jizz, regaling me with the tale of Theresa Coffey's Bukkake party with the ERG.

Fuck things that didn't even exist before 1990. I'm still fucked off about that time the wokerati stopped the sun revolving around the flat earth, and made the earth spherical and revolve around the sun instead.🤬

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Helmer by name, Helmet by nature.