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Mario Galaxy 2 finally coming to Switch 🙃 Mario Tennis Fever 🤨 Switch 2 Edition for Wonder 😒 A game that should have had Yoshi’s Story in the title 🤔 Happy 40th SMB 🤷‍♂️ #NintendoDirect

Hades 2 is looking very JoJo

Game share for Hyrule Warriors AoI will probably run like crap #NintendoDirect

Why didn’t they do Virtual Boy on 3DS where an overpriced accessory would not be necessary? Can I just play these VRB games in 2D without the headset? They finally make VRB games playable on other hardware but they just had to make it stupid 😩 #NintendoDirect

SAMUS ON A BIKE SAMUS ON A BIKE SAMUS ON A BIKE

DK Banaza DLC already? That should have been in the base game! #NintendoDirect

GameFreak collab with Koei Tecmo huh? Kinda neat Pokemon spin-off #NintendoDirect

Charging 70 dollars for the Switch 2 Edition of Z-A and extra for DLC, because of course #NintendoDirect

The era of paywalled DLC immediately available after game launch absolutely reeks #NintendoDirect

Oh a new Resident Evil launches on Switch 2? That’s a pretty big get #NintendoDirect

So Fire Emblem in a Greek/Roman inspired setting? That’s a bit different #NintendoDirect

They did not cook #NintendoDirect

Almost can’t believe Link got a motorcycle before Samus but this is still really cool

This should not be a 90 dollar game #Nintendo

Charging more than they did for Super Mario 3D All Stars

Unless they made the pointer controls waaaaay better on these ports of Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 than they were in SM3DA, that’s a rather miserable experience they are charging 40-70 dollars for. #NintendoDirect

Of freak’n course

Oh I was expecting 100 but it’s even worse #NintendoDirect