Several seconds of processing before, “What—?!” Ava’s lip curls. Of all the possibilities, this is far from what she had expected. “First of all, ew. Secondly, ew?”

… “A scalpel?” She’s just fixing him with a confused look now, somewhat hesitant to endure an explanation. “Dude, next time? Keep it to yourself.” Presses the heel of her palm into her face, expelling a soft groan.

“Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse." Tiny Tina, 13 year old demolitions expert and Bunk Master -Literate -Crack/Serious -Mun is 18+, Muse is a child -Non-Lewd & No Ship #BorderlandsRp #BLRP

“As said by the nihilist on his deathbed ‘here goes nothing!’” Dr. Patricia Tannis, the insane(ly) smart Sirentologist and Eridian expert. -Literate -Crack/Serious -Mun and Muse are 18+ -Non-Lewd #BorderlandsRp #BLRP

“Well, that was... needlessly graphic.” Angel, Siren daughter of Handsome Jack. -Literate -Serious/Crack -Non lewd -Mun & Muse are 18+ #BorderlandsRp #BLRP

Idly stroking her cat-lizard, who shows his appreciation by gently attacking her hand; tiny razor sharp teeth leaving faint marks over her knuckles. She barely notices as she’s used to Hermes’ bullshit.

Gives a lengthy, cat-like yawn. She’s very tired but very unwilling to confront this problem with anything but energy drinks.

Running on three Red Bulls and sheer spite.

I’m thriving 😎

What flavor Hi-C though

Says the lady who hates bacon.

Okay, you’re valid.

// i block so many lewd accs it’s a hobby at this point

<— Up to shit.

Ugh, can’t ever be up to shit these days. UGH.

And what are you gonna do? Blow shit up? Actually… ( A plan seems to be forming… )

Hm. But who is my target.

So basically we’ve definitely gotta steal that rock Tannis likes.

Okay? And? Funny is funny? She’s gonna freak the fuck out!

You make a distraction while I swipe. Easy.