Question to girls on #Tinder : When you’re not cycling, hiking, scuba-diving or horse-back riding you’re either in Dubai or shopping or both. When do you have time to get on Tinder ??

Practicing the perfect handshake: 20 years Learning to offer true & meaningful hugs: 15 years Stopping all human contact due to Covid: 1 day Irony: Priceless

Many times I feel like me and those close to me, can’t relate. And I immediately realise that they’re sharing a similar sentiment. But we still stay together and talk and listen to each other even though we have no idea what the other is talking about. Because we’re friends 🙂

Back to curfew and lockdown for many. So remember to use masks & antiseptic, wash hands thoroughly, don’t take candy from strangers and don’t enter vans with tinted windows if the driver tells you “get in the back. It’s safe” 😎

What if there’s no virus? What if it’s all a covert experiment by a secret Cabbal, higher than any government to test if in the end, people prefer being safe or being right.

Cats allowing you pet them to get food is the best business model ever. They let you do something for them so you can do something for them. 😼😎

Seriously, if you ever wanna find out how you became alcoholics, watch #TheQueensGambit . You’ll be nowhere close to that but at least you can claim you’ve been as drunk as a Famous Person in The 70s 😎

People are so caught up with Trump, the Capitol and Pfizer’s vaccine that they let things, like the TikoTok song, go 🤚

Do you remember back when walking into a bank with a mask on, got you arrested? Haha Good times 😎

⚡ Listen to Sir Styles @ on repeat - Glastonauts Lockdown Radio. unitedbits.io 👇 #music #electronic #House #musicproducer #dj

#VR DJ sets are why gyms go out of business 🏴

This guy is either a school-bus or the baddest motherf*n driver in town 🖤 #punctuationiseverything

When you’re having an argument with someone, try starting all your sentences with “damn” in your head. If they sound serious starting like that, they can proceed to exit your mouth. If not..well….damn.. 😎 #trustme

#SHM fans after listening to their new stuff be like: “Are they even Swedish anymore!? 😡” Swedish House Mafia

Trying to find your mix on vinyl is like trying to find the G-Spot. If you’re looking for too long, you’ve already lost it Costas Savvides

Why must(!) Eddie Izzard lose a limb every time he’s in an American series? #TheLostSymbol #Hannibal

Sir Styles - "12-21", A White Label Album | Live Session youtu.be/lqOqy6PDGNo via YouTube is live 😎 Enjoy & thanks for listening 🖤

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