What should I use my 1 daily tweet for?

This has got to violate the consent decree

BREAKING NEWS: Former President Donld Trump has died at age 76 after reaching for an officers gun during his arrest today

when you get a bunch of Musk-blue checks in your mentions, that's a bought swarm

raise your paw if u ran out of straws a long time ago

When I say "blob storage" this is what I mean:

from now on i will be describing any buggy software i write as "malfunctioning due to force majeure"

#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

If a regular civil servant took something with those markings home and did this, DOJ would tie them up and slowly lower them into a vat of acid

It worked, mostly #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

Starting today, Minnesota will offer students free breakfast and lunch at school.   Here in Minnesota, we will not allow our kids to go hungry.

The SPHERE is in hand.

Lol an archaeology website had a AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.

not sure if the HP video game really revived interest in the series or if everyone is just being really lazy this year and choosing wizard as their Halloween costume.

Shouting a battle cry, you catapult yourself off of the platform.

Me today

Logged in just to block Elon Musk

the feds swooped in and literally seized a plane-load of ppv that MA had purchased on its own because of the govt's failure to do ANYTHING. how is all this shit just being memory-holed?