my god. read this on the toilet ‘cuz you will shit yourself at the end of this thread

psyched to see @Shotziblack on WWE’s The Bump! #tcb

Happy birthday! We’ll be back! Stay safe and stay healthy.

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.- & @Shotziblack teaming together on #WWENXT tonight? We love to see it. 🤙🤘

i’ve heard your concerns about my “fuck donald trump and fuck his supporters” stance and after much thought and consideration i... this is hard for me to say because of my pride but... yes... it was correct and i was correct fuck donald trump and fuck his supporters too thank you

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If Covid19 made your dick fall off you wouldn’t be so quick to reopen anything.

I don’t think it’s a big deal that Gov. Holcomb grabbed takeout without wearing a mask. The bigger problem is that his plan for reopening Indiana is predicated on people flawlessly adhering to social distancing guidelines, which Holcomb just showed is an unreasonable expectation.

Extremely this

#PBAWorldwide 🔱 IMPD TRIGGER WARNING: The aftermath of Sean Reed running for his LIFE and being gunned down. the cops were UNAWARE he was filming. in utter disbelief that the first words out of the IMPD officer was “looks like it’s gonna be a closed casket HOMIE” SPREAD THIS. RT RT.

IMPD out here whacking folks within a 24 hour timeframe but peep how the two white men were arrested. Is this war? 🤔

just for the record: we all stayed home for two months and these dumb fucks in charge didn't use that time for anything other than to lie about shit and then open everything back up like things were gonna magically get better

The President is tested every day. Every single person he comes into contact with is also tested. If anyone tests positive, they are immediately quarantined and their contacts are tested. See? He DOES understand how to stop the virus. He just doesn't give a shit about YOU.

The story is not “lawmaker accused of racism.” The story is “lawmaker displays blatant racism- again - and no one in his party cares.”

There are people talking shit to Steve Austin, because he chooses to wear a mask in public. 😳🤦🏻‍♂️😂 That’s it, that’s the tweet.

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