Jamie
@Simply_Smithy
Bigger boys made me do it.
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21-11-2010 19:37:12
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Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens 2)I'm banned from Argos.Jemmo
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the worst man on twitterkatie
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My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.Binty
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27. Libpool. History undergraduate. Detectorist. I write about planetary science and astrobiology. (priv @LukeW1996_)pullovergirl
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@EarthHorse_
Once got banned from my local tip.Lee
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@BruceShart
Same loveable offensive git from the deep deep southByron York
@ByronYork
Chief political correspondent, Washington Examiner. Fox News contributor. Host of 'The Byron York Show' podcast. https://t.co/TisHxBF8Hd…Sunday Sport
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Husband to the delectable @KellyLBedford, father of three boys. Air power generator. #Cress2013 finalistMichael Shellenberger
@shellenberger
Founder, Public :: Dao Journalism Award Winner :: Time, 'Hero of Environment' : CBR Chair of Censorship, Politics & Free Speech @UAustinOrg : Bestselling authorNatter
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@HawleyMO
Christian, constitutional lawyer, husband to Erin, Dad to Elijah, Blaise and Abigail, U.S. Senator for MissouriSluggy 🏴
@IanSluggy40
Deflowering the immediate locale…disco in jail
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Banned in 2020 — Freed by Elon Musk in 2022 #BringThemBack — 𝕏 is InevitableJamie
@SuaveRepublique
pervicacious, Madman.Kari Lake
@KariLake
Follower of Christ. Wife to Jeff. Mother to Ruby & Leo. A Nightmare for the Fake News. Trump-Endorsed Nominee for U.S. Senate in Arizona. #AmericaFirstIt’s Only a Bloody Joke
@OnlyJokingGuys
Life’s a Bitch and Times are hard, So Relax and Have a Fucking Laugh!