83% of schools don't have enough money to maintain their buildings.

Meanwhile, this is the £42 million, luxury plane David Cameron chose to hire with taxpayers' money.

Ah yes, it rained and Thames Water 💧 as usual empties the bowels of its sewage system into the nearest river.

A rare photo of a Greggs staff member collecting the steak bake filling (1983)

We're just normal men

The Dons Trust is delighted to back a fan-led protest at Plough Lane tomorrow and asks for fans in the South Stand (Reston Waste stand) to be in their seats by 2.45 pm to help.

thedonstrust.org/2024/04/26/sou…

I photoshop #Arsène #Wenger into Movies or tv shows every day #afc #arsenal #wengerin : Day 528 “ today show was sponsored by the Letters
C O Y G and the Number 49 .”

During lockdown, I wrote 30k words about VAR and measurement theory. No-one wanted to publish it - they all said it was mad.

But offsides like this Coventry one mean I can't stop thinking about it.

3 major issues.

I photoshop #Arsène #Wenger into Movies or tv shows every day #afc #arsenal #wengerin : Day 525 “Arrrh”
“Them that die will be the lucky ones!”

Please report 'sorry we are experiencing unusually high call volumes' messages. We've had 20,000 reports in so far to test if some firms (banks, broadband, mobile, energy, water etc) have this for EVERY call. Pls take 30s to report it via moneysavingexpert.com/report-high-ca…

We need to keep…

I photoshop #Arsène #Wenger into Movies or tv shows every day #afc #arsenal #wengerin : Day 523 “ Fuck you , Fuck you , Fuck YOU, your cool , Fuck you , I’m out !” #Happy420

This is an absolute disgrace. The world's oldest and greatest cup competition becoming a lot less great, purely to satisfy the rich at the very top. The exact opposite of the democracy that has made the competition make millions fall in love with football for over 150 years.

I’m running/hobbling ⁦TCS London Marathon⁩ on Sunday, finish Monday🤞, to raise money for the marvellous ⁦Sir Bobby Robson Foundation⁩ which does such vital work in cancer research. All donations greatly appreciated, many thanks … justgiving.com/page/henry-win…

There are up to 21m unclaimed benefits. Don't assume 'its not me' (a few benefits aren't means tested).

From UC to water bill support, council tax help to attendance allowance, its worth a few mins to scan if ur entitled to owt... moneysavingexpert.com/latesttip/#ben…

just two guys being dudes

This Ipswich strike won the EFL Goal of the Season last night.

The most obvious winner of an award in the history of award ceremonies.

Please help if you can.

Joe Lycett discloses four fake stories he planted in UK media theguardian.com/culture/2024/a…

Villa Park will always be special to me. #shooooot #utv #AVFC

Kirsty reading out questions she doesn’t understand on #Newsnight about gaming whilst gamers watch #Fallout

The Sutton Trust Rather than expanding religious selection, the government should look to create a single admissions system where all state schools are open to children from any background or belief.