Yes, our local Key Food has Lior za'atar - me Israeli product of the day. Yes, our local Key Food also has 'challah topping' spice mix.

Did I tell you how much I love our local Key Food?

In light of the protests at Columbia University, I believe it's time to propose new classes:

When I had long, curly hair, I spoke w/ long, curly hair; I understood w/ long, curly hair; & I thought w/ long, curly hair. But when I went to the barber, I put away hirsute things.

On to a new chapter. Nite, tweetniks ... & bring them back home now!

At New York City's fabulous West Side Judaica, you can always count on an 'Am Yisrael Chai.'

My Israeli product of the day - a yellow-ribbon pin honoring the hostages kidnapped by terrorist outfit Qhamas in Israel - is from this venerable shop.

Moses' tabernacle was the original 'Liberated Zone.'

When the hostages kidnapped by Qhamas in Israel return home, we're gonna party like it's 1999.

Good night!

Hot take: The tent encampments on university campuses 'round the world are just denatured kibbutzim.

Israel-based Strauss Group partly owns Sabra hummus ... one of whose flavors - roasted garlic - I purchased this morning as me Israeli product of the day.

As you can see, there's no shortage of this brand's representative munchies at this local supermarket.

Presenting a brief list of folks who are less incompetent than Columbia University prez Minouche Shafik:

Shabbat Shalom, me hearties! Willya look at the surplus of Israeli turkey products - incl. me Israeli product of the day: Of Tov ultra thin honey glazed turkey - on display?

Memo to silly dictator Recep 'Captain Inflation' Tayyip Erdogan: Israel can handle going cold turkey.

The writing on the wall reads: Bring them home now.

Given law enforcement's efforts to dismantle pro-Qhamas encampments at universities nationwide, I think the following sentiments are in order:

Bunuel & bring them home now.

I'm very, very intrigued by the Prigat lemon-mint beverage - me Israeli product of the day - that I bought from our local Key Food ... as you may have observed.

God, I love this store.

I present thee w/ a wee poll on Columbia, Fordham, UCLA & Harvard:

Evening, me hearties! I am back home and resting. Thanks to all me tweetniks for your kind words. As Lina Lamont from Singin' in the Rain sez: Bless you all!

While bumbling Columbia University prez Minouche Shafik mulls writing a stern letter to the asinine pro-Qhamas rioters on campus, hostage Alon Ohel - who was kidnapped by the terrorist outfit in Israel - remains in captivity.

This is good (Israel) versus evil (Qhamas), folks.

Decades ago, I was among the Columbia University students trapped in Hamilton Hall (which housed many English classes) by a group of performative louts led by the stunt-happy campus socialists, among others. I escaped by crawling past their legs.

It's deja vu all over again.

The heat was on this 83rd day since me decision to ditch getting me hair cut or me eyebrows trimmed until the hostages kidnapped by Qhamas in Israel come home. But I have not melted, & neither have the hopes that the abductees will return.

We're getting warmer.

Hungry Columbia protesters who have tired of their pot-luck fare are welcome to partake of this Israeli turkey I bought.