POV: I'm your unpaid and unwilling amateur crisis manager, mitigating the damage inflicted on others by your own self-sabotage, and also it's my birthday.

Just gotta get through Friday. Just gotta get through Friday. Just gotta get through Friday. Just gotta get through Friday. Just gotta get through Friday.

Woaahhhhhh... That's literally me!

One of my certified OG classics the real ones will remember.

How to plunge the DJIA 850+ points speed run.

Did they show any cool at SHIT show? Been too busy with other shit shows to keep up.

Letsss fuckingggg gooo!

NEW RELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT! The Trash Panda is LIVE! GO GRAB IT ON THE GATALOG!!

How will you be dressing for the F U N C T I O N?

ЭТО МОЙ ДОМ! :)

Two angles, plain as day.

This is all the more relevant today. DHS is not walking, but racing into creating conditions that will only lead to more bloodshed. Even police departments with historically bad reputations are distancing themselves, to convince the public they aren't the same. Read the room.

Minecraft IRL

Woaahhhhh... That's literally me!

BREAKING NEWS: Carrying a pistol and two spare mags means you're up to no good! Not casual carry! Preparation for combat! Just the facts! No spin!

Most Pro-2A Administration Ever!

Tiny little itty bitty canyons.

Correct. This is actually the standard EDC set-up:

True Story: In 5th Grade I missed the first ten minutes of math class where they taught everyone how to do division on paper, and I still don't know how it works to this day.

This is where I post from btw, if you even care...