Peeks into the council room where Tʜᴏʀ is having a meeting and makes a kissy face that only he can see.

“It’s all your fault you know. You are the one coming in here looking absolutely irresistible.”

“I think someone was snooping…”

“See anything you like on there?”

“I meant the other pictures. The ones that I have been meaning to send to you.”

“Well you never know when I will send them.”

“Well I have a surprise waiting for you in your room.”

//I am a simple woman. I see a picture of a Hemsworth and I click the little heart.

//Guess who has two thumbs and will need to have her gallbladder removed this year? THIS CHICK!

//In the ER again and this time I a5 staying. Having an endoscopic procedure in the morning.

//Had my gallbladder out two days ago and boy am I sore.

Leaves a card on Tʜᴏʀ desk that has two pink baby footprints in them and a message. “Happy Valentines Day, love Astrid”

//That cake is made of pure sin.

//My stomach is going to burst. I am so full.

//I had a glass of wine and 4 cocktail shrimp. Stomach is going to burst now.

Look at who is acting all cute and adorable like she didn’t keep her mama up all night long being fussy.

Plops a very fussy Astrid into Tʜᴏʀ arms then goes to take a nap.

Peeks into Tʜᴏʀ office with Astrid. “Someone wanted to come say hello to her papa.”

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