(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

brat ralsei... bralsei

urban animal 🔥 🧵: Sheenitude 📸: 🪢 🔞Shibarki.bsky.social

got 2 be an honorary sparkle dog in boston .•°:✧⋆.°♪ ˖ ⊹ ♬˚₊‧ here are of the beautifulll faces who popped out <3<3<3

stares at you with my huge dilated eyes and purrs like a motor boat for no reason

how it feels to get up in the morning as a boy #male

space space space kitty

there is some mysterious character that throws a dart blindly at a board to decide what furry drama happens each week

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

Albert Wesker from Atlanta

evil ninajirachi

i should be allowed to know everything. i can handle it

This is all about them 💜🖤

who else celebrating

@helenadonahue everything hurts when you're emo :/