Just walked by Dean Malenko, who is in town with AEW. Yeah, I geeked out a bit. Inside. Outside I just walked by like he was a normal person because he was literally just a man trying to get on a shuttle bus and I wanted him to be able to do that without me being an idiot.

We sure the Sistine Chapel didn't just blow a head gasket? #Conclave #NewPope

Watched Goldberg's last match at WWE #saturdaynightsmainevent and it occurred to me that when Doug Dellinger knocked on Goldberg's door and said "Goldberg, it's time", that was the most unintentionally existential thing WWE has ever done. Bill Goldberg #SNME

2025 Sid: Hulk Hogan passed away. 1987 Sid: That's sad. You must be pretty sad. 2025 Sid: Not as sad as I was when The Iron Sheik passed away. 1987 Sid: Wut. #RIPHULKHOGAN

Anyone else finding it wild that out of Hulk Hogan, Malcolm Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne, the only one who DIDN'T play the bass guitar was Ozzy?!

The Ford Mustang: Even your Hell Hound isn’t safe. #CarsAndCoffee #Mustang #TheAutopian

Ryan Gosling

It was pointed out to me that “We’re not gonna take it” by Twisted Sister is “Come, Oh Ye Faithful” and I can’t unhear it now. I thought it was bad enough when I noticed that that castle theme in Super Mario Bros 1 was “Come, Oh Ye Faithful.” Who hasn’t ripped off that song?

I’m in Israel and the traffic signals here for you a warning that they’re about to turn green. Pretty cool, The Autopian

Over here watching #SuperBowlLX because I couldn’t scrape up enough extra cash for a Super Bowl GT.

Whoa. The cola wars have been at an uneasy peace since the late 1980s, but Pepsi has restarted the hostilities against the peaceful Coca-Cola republic. #SuperBowlLX

A- to Levi's® for representing every type of ass, leaving everyone happy.

Roses are red, custards are flan…

F- to that shit-tastic crypto ad. But even going to name the brand. Take your #SuperBowlLX ad buying money and fuck off

Roses are red, not nasty like kale,

Every AI bought a #SuperBowl ad. This is worse than 1999 when e-everything bought ads then died.

A- to the prostrate cancer commercial. Sadly, asses seem to be providing the best commercials tonight.

There was a wrestler named Len Denton. There was a wrestler named Joel Deighton. There was an author named Len Deighton. C’mon. You gotta admit that’s pretty crazy.

I AM THE GREATEST. The Autopian #Cardle Volkswagen