Fucking hell not sure I'm up for watching that? Was just hoping for a boxing match.

Lazy Sounds good bro, might be able to detect yourself some fucking mates whilst you're at it

Religion really is total bullshit #WWIII

Name a more stressful but rewarding task than changing the bedding?

I'll wait.

Werner dropping a solid 1/10 performance here.

Superb.

Would rather go down for a penalty than put the ball in an empty net! Seen it all!

“And even though Isis threatened to interrupt games in Europe, the real terrorist was Mikel Arteta, who insisted on fielding four centrebacks and two defensive midfielders in every game.”

Kevin De Bruyne when ISIS holds him hostage in the Bernabeu toilets

Saliba and Gabriel the best CB duo itw btw 🤣🤣🤣

My mates just got half a Guinness but he's ordered it in a pint glass 🤷🏻‍♂️

#twins

Ben White entered the chat…

Things you love to see.

Russ Cook

#TransDayOfVisibility

Wet init

VAR 'got any other angles? Just want to make sure a red card is definitely the correct decision'.

He got 2 frames on the board. Worked out well for him 🙈

What better to kick things off in April after a heavy weekend than a £527 MOT.

Did I mention that I had 2 flat tyres in the space of 9 days recently?

Never mind. First time in a while the old bank balance has dropped below the £1,000,000 mark.

Everyone on here is a footballer pundit as a side hustle nowadays aren't they?