Not all actors are on strike.

Dear the guy that brought me a blunt at the bar tonight, How do I love you? Let me count the ways… One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand…

Anything less would be uncivilized

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I wrote about california lemons and the time Brian Young from fountains of wayne and i tried to find hooters patreon.com/posts/86285151…

Are carrot and celery sticks relative to chicken wings in that one represents the drum and one represents the flat?

Chicago! This Friday and Saturday! Come see me perform in this hat! Tix at eddiepepitone.com

A noreply email = notgonnaread

No small town posers!

Netflix filing Steel Magnolias under Comedy is the sickest viewer burn I think I’ve ever seen.

Big fan of the new twitter logo Elon Musk #X #LosAngeles #punkrock1977

I still have the OG Twitter logo, feels like I’m late to the party.

Gonna sell that master sword for every rupee in the game once I yank it out that dragon’s head imma be Zelda rich!

They’re really gonna give us full alien disclosure before they give us healthcare. We just want healthcare. Affordable housing would be cool too.

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

The Spits: Tonight Smashing Pumpkins: Tonight, Tonight Genesis: Hold my beer…

Prince had some amazing lyrics, but I think my favorite line he ever wrote was “Wally, where’d you get those glasses? Those are the freakiest glasses I’ve ever seen. Can I try em on?”

Barbie aka the Man Hatin’ Project

RIP Uncle Trash Blood