Sometimes it takes an Irish walking stick to hold up two authors. Photo: Beowulf Sheehan

Thank you, but you do deserve me. I am deserved.

Thanks so much, Kaiser.

L’anno prossimo?

This is a fascinating examination of the legal drama that powers Vera, Or Faith. medium.com/judicial-junki…

Booking tickets to Greece now

Came home for some martinis and parmesan. See you tomorrow night at Politics and Prose in our nation’s capital!

Off to DC for a 7pm talk with the wonderful @angiekimask at @politicsprose While on tour I bring a nice fat book to keep me company, since I can’t bring a dachshund. This year is Motherland by Julia Ioffe coming out next year. It’s super engrossing and keeping me sane.

One Acela conductor to another: “This train is falling apart!”

I spy with my little eye a former branch of government.

Dallas! Miami! (Holy) Toledo! I am coming to you this week after tonight’s reading In DC. All the info is here. Please come! Remember: You make me complete.

Is this the embassy of the European Union?

Straight from DC where I got a good hard look at the Epstein files, I will be heading to Dallas to deliver my finding (and maybe talk about my book Vera a bit too). Escape the heat at the Dallas Museum of Art! dallasartsdistrict.org/events/arts-le…

On the sub that stacks (link in bio) I experience the absolutely craziest reading ever! Meatball tshirts in Russian! Dinner down in the Comet Pizza basement. Martinis with the great Angie Kim! Michelin-starred Ethiopian food! See you tonight, Dallas!!!

I am so stalkable.

I haven’t flown American Airlines in many years, but here I am sitting in a broken plane sweltering on a tarmac. Time to reheat this old chestnut. nytimes.com/2012/09/30/opi…

Great cover!

Desperately walking toward the Pecan Lodge in the 95 degree heat

Vera is the number two selling book in both Southern California AND Mississippi. I’ve never had such diverse regions buying tons of my books! See you tonight at @booksandbooks in Coral Gables with the godfather of indie book stores Mitchell Kaplan at 7pm.

I’m coming to the Midwest tomorrow! Won’t you come with me? And tonight — Books & Books Miami at 7pm.