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@shropshirematt

Q. What do you give zebras in the zoo for lunch?
A. Half an hour, the same as the camels.

Ow bist mon? Comedy, nature & real ale lover.
also on Bluesky etc!

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3 years ago

the Tories' logo is literally a tree

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3 years ago

Paddy Power Penny Mordaunt is offside…

<a href="/paddypower/">Paddy Power</a> Penny Mordaunt is offside…
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3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS : DORIS JOBSOM IS A LYIMG CUMPT! 😡 😡 😡 🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊 #boris #Boris #BorisHonoursList #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonResignation #BorisTheLiar

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2 years ago

genuinely impressive Rishi Sunak has managed to anger environmental groups AND the car industry

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2 years ago

‘We’ll change the law to say the water is safe’

‘We’ll change the law to say the water is safe’
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a year ago

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx
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a year ago

Everything deleted bar this!