The biggest laugh they got outta me in FRIENDSHIP was “I'll leave you with this: we never should have gotten out of Afghanistan.”

NO ONE HAS DIED!!! No lives have been lost during the protests and LA is not and HAS NOT been "on fire." If you are not in the several blocks area in Downtown LA where the protests are happening it is essentially INVISIBLE to the rest of the city! There is no mass chaos!

When life gives you Plemons, be seated day one.

New song goes live at midnight

The Jurassic Park franchise in a gif

PSA: go see a movie this week. there’s gonna be a flood of garbage phone recordings of THE ODYSSEY trailer all over your feed - and with no official release till August, they’ll be hard to avoid. so go watch it the way Nolan wants you to… in a big, beautiful cinema.

Run it up brother! Townies billy mannino Brain Synthesizer open.spotify.com/track/7bRmZKaR…

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Townies on a Tuesday open.spotify.com/track/7bRmZKaR…

Nolan filmed and edited and directed this music vid all by himself with no help Thanks auzzy for letting us use your camera youtu.be/WZEQ5mfbsmg?si…

My short film Pickles that I made during my sophomore year of film school is finally on YouTube. “Pickles” (Drama Short Film) youtu.be/r5o17G-ITE4

My short film Pickles that I made during my sophomore year of film school is finally on YouTube. It’d mean a lot for me if you were watch and share it. “Pickles” (Drama Short Film) youtu.be/r5o17G-ITE4

Speak With Your Chest is here open.spotify.com/album/2EgLzqoo…

Wait why the fuck isn’t it in theaters

Liam Neeson has made a PSA to get people to see ‘THE NAKED GUN’ to save theatrical comedies. “For the price of one movie ticket, you can help rescue a comedy and, in the process, get to share a smile and a laugh” (Source: Fandango)

SEE. THIS. MOVIE. IN. A. THEATER. OPENING. WEEKEND. LIKE. YOUR. LIFE. DEPENDS. ON. IT.

happy WEAPONS week to all who celebrate

An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the