I'm a better human being than Emma Johnson

So @wwe said they are shaking things up. What do we get? A McMahon promo we have seen time and time again. Cool!

Kofi FUCKING Kingston #Wrestlemania35

I love Georgia.

@RobertLockePHD We are hiring! Aquire within.

@KilloWare72234 How do you lose DVDs!!!

@Lariat_Winslow nah

Same creepy ass virgins in front row again at WWE NXT

Sometimes I wonder why I sell merchandise for humans who pretend to fight.

I hope I'm able to sell these ONO DVDs tomorrow for $5. Hell, there was only 100 "fans" in attendance (3/4th of them were paid cast members).

Going to be a long day tomorrow! Can we hit 2,500 orders? Less than five hours to go!!!

Only took in 74 orders. We suck.

Fuck the N/A!!! Free MATT HARDY!!!

Anyone out there going to buy this shit? I'm bored as fuck and wish I had orders to pick! We are way over priced!

creepy ass guy in front row again at wwe with his mommy. U sir are creepy!

Thanks @wwe for airing a commercial with the word "shit" for a show on SYFY. #notPG My five year old was watching.

It's funny @wwe promotes Finn Bálor as pro #lgbtaia but then has an award named after the biggest anti-gay superstar ever Dana Warrior

"Queering doesn't make the world work" -Ultimate Warrior

On a serious note, I am wiping my hands clean from WWE after three decades. You can only insult me so much. Goodbye old friend.