I ... HATE this place... this zoo.... this prison... this.... reality

AWS = A Waste of Space GCP = Google Communist Party MS = Multiple Supportengineersstillcantsolveyourproblem

#Careers in #Cybersecurity: take a long weekend, end up 2 weeks behind when you get back to your desk.

several men are apparently upset (?) to find out for the first time (??) that i am a feminist liberal (???) keep tagging me in stupid shit saying “i love your content but” as if my consistent message hasn’t always been to fight against misogyny in tech? lmao i never needed u

This is the way.

Current Mood: youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ

Just say "Windows"

Or any ridiculous industry certification for that matter

Found the killer

Using #biometric identifiers to unlock your devices is bad security. Fight me.

The Consultant's Creed

My 2-step guide to becoming a master troubleshooter: 1. Find trouble. 2. Shoot it.

SecArch Friends - Sarah Young and I still need your help 🙏 forms.gle/MVfEC2bbDkgNEa… We are a 1/4 of the way there but need more people to help fill out our secarch survey from: - #Africa - #SouthAmerica - #Europe - #Asia - #NorthAmerica #securityarchitects #sabsa #cybersecurity

I honestly don't know who thinks someone is going to call for a price...

I recently bought a new $2000 M3 Macbook Air and all I've done with it is book my dog into daycare, AMA.

where do people think the chips that are in the servers that run twitter were made...... or your laptops? or smart phones? or the switches and routers of the internet? and your cars... and your kitchen appliances etc.

Let’s be real, if you’re naive enough to believe you can break into Cyber with a bootcamp, you aren’t ready for a Cyber job

Sorry but if you're going to use pictures like that it has to rhyme..... "You'll never phish me!" is what you might think, But sooner all later we all click the link