//Gavin drops post it notes and accidentally splits them from the group Than: "Once you've split them they'll never be whole again!"

"If someone held me down and put a towel of cazadores over my face, I'd be so happy."

"Which one is that? Aquaman? Because that's the one that does it for me." #aquaman

"I just spilled my beer on myself. I should do something different next time."

This is what happens when you call and hang up on Thaniel.

If a poltergeist steals something, is that a poltergeist or a polter-heist?

Thaniel: I just tried to think of what that little thing was that I played with as a little boy. It was a Game Boy, but I almost said Playboy. Emily: Everyone grows up at different rates.

*Internal thoughts* "wait, so were not gonna 'shake it' at a nice restaurant??" *cancels invites*

Look what our baby Thaniel do!

There was a squirrel near my house on a dumpster. I named him Toby, but I don't know what his real name was.

I think my table is trying to tell me something. They gave me this card to try to find Jesus. (Also Thaniel has never seen Dogma)

Thanbaby shaved his face. "You know in Spiderman where Peter gets spider grips on his fingers? That's what my face feels like."

Found Thaniel in the back making a dolphin sculpture out of clay. #precious

I asked for extra onions, but like I winked at her, you know?!

What are these La Crocks cans doing here?

I miss Thaniel.