I speak the truth of God

I'm like a free lance Evelyn Salt

weed turns you into a gay zombie I'll send you an article

there's nothing that you will ever know that I haven't already known

You don't have to be the prettiest girl in the bar, you just have to be the only girl

I couldn’t stay hard during totality, we couldn’t spawn the Antichrist and it was then I knew that I wasn’t the chosen one

I've seen some bad movies and I hate just about everything but this is not an exaggeration, Thor Ragnarok was an abomination and the worst and laziest thing I've ever seen. Seriously, FUCK YOU Marvel I will never pay for your movies ever again. Fuck!

most of you are not mentally strong enough to handle my manifesto

Kurabba is a Satanist

Greece is bankrupt because their president had a small dick

I don't like always being right, I wish I could be wrong

I got pepper sprayed in Hungary

With this chick out drinking and she finds out her dad just died. Like wtf bro I'm trying to smash your daughter, you can't just hold it for a few hours and die tomorrow?

give a man a fish, he eats all your fish

if you ever disagree with me, you should immediately know you're not right

This girl escaped communism, she needs that freedom dick

revise your memory and the collateral opinions and impressions you formed from it that you've wrongly held for a decade

I'm the least Robert person

everyone knows this. I'm not a pooper. I don't poop