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Is it ever going to stop raining?

There should be a special circle of hell reserved for businesses/services that leave you on hold for ages, then direct you to leave a voicemail, only for the mailbox to be full. 🫠

Ending the week with some Selena goodness, inc. Yaa Gyasi, Rebecca Solnit, Kristen J. Sollée, and Amanda Montell. Saving up gift certificates really does have its perks. 🙌🏼📚💖

Two weeks in paradise. 10/10, no notes. 📍New Zealand 🇳🇿

My query is going to be on a future episode of @TSNOTYAW, and all my writerly brain can come up with in response is: afkfjfkfkajk! #amquerying

🌎 Personal news klaxon 🌍 After nearly a decade living in the States, it's time for a new adventure, so next month we're moving to the UK. It's a bittersweet decision (hello, crying every other day) but it's the right one for us. I'm going to miss you, SF. ✌🏻❤️🌁

Well this just hits different these days. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Only been back for a month and already the bag of bags is out of control.

Didn't make it onto FBA's #FBANewVoices programme but am blown away by the thoughtful, actionable, and personalised feedback. Lots to think about, but great to know I'm on the right track. ✨ #amquerying

It was inevitable, but as of this week create.twitter.com is no more. Grateful some of the content can live on in other places (for now) but gutted that it had such a short lifespan.

*adds to library holds immediately*

Happy publication day to the bloody fantastic upper armed legend, Caitlin Moran. V. excited to dive into my copy of 'What About Men?', and 10/10 suggest catching her on tour this summer.

Pouring one out for all the bird-named conference rooms today.

My favourite thing about Apple TV's 'Hijack' is that they gave the baddies Android phones.

My first BLOOON weekend (aka #BristolBalloonFiesta) in nearly a decade. ✨💜🙌

Nooo! Surely this news 'tis but a jape?

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a British Bake Off handle, asking it to tell me when it will air.

Bready or not, here we come! HAPPY BAKE OFF DAY! 🍰🍞🥐🧁🍩🍰🍞🥐🧁🍩🍰 #GBBO

I'm not on here much these days but just noticed the formatting has changed for sharing an article, with just an image and no headline/subheading? Context be dammed, I guess.