'I Saw the Television Glowing' sounds better than 'I Saw the TV Glow'. It's not too late to change the title.

Scarlett Johansson can get in the bin with Amy Schumer. I saw a cutesy ad for Prada which featured her and quickly skipped it. Awful person!

Fuck cops.

If Patrick Stewart appears in 'Deadpool & Wolverine', Deadpool shoots him in the head as he's saying 'Just because someone stumbles...' and says '8 films and 3 deaths! It's 9 and 4 now! Enough!'

Lock Amy Schumer in a cell and throw the key away.

Someone wants to think about changing 'X-Men' to 'X-Women' with the rate at which the women are saving the men around here.

When Wolverine and Deadpool fight, Wolverine's probably going to put one of his middle blades straight into Deadpool's asshole. The score will stop with a needle-scratch and Deadpool will say 'I don't like that. I LOVE it!'

Hainault! Hainault! What's the matter witcha? Girls justa wanna have fun now

This is one of those songs which was inescapable for a month or so but you never hear it now. youtube.com/watch?v=o8uyuQ…

The upside-down kiss of the first 'Spider-Man' was originally followed by an upside-down motorboating and an upside-down cunnilingus! We'll never see that footage! Blame the MPAA!

'Spider-Man 3' is a film which I want to like but I'm appalled by its many bad choices when I revisit it. I don't believe that a Thomas Church can become sand but look like a normal human and cry liquid tears. The alien symbiote is crap. Kirsten Dunst doesn't get a wet t-shirt!

Thor should be called Phwoar

There's a real irony to a guy who goes by 'The Rock' and is revealed to be unreliable. I'm tickled.

It's time for 'Wayne's World 3'!

Do not. Listen. DO NOT spray deodorant onto your barenaked butthole. Trust me on this. It's gonna sting for the rest for the day. This has been my thought of the day.

'Challengers' is thoroughly mid. I didn't get a boner once and the tennis was lame! 'Mr. Deeds' has a tennis scene which kicks this film's entire ass! youtube.com/watch?v=Wg89Bj…

I have a weird feeling that Emma Corrin's Lady Charles Xavier isn't really going to be the villain of 'Deadpool & Wolverine' but Matthew Macfadyen and his 'TVA' will be the real bad guys. I know that it sounds crazy.

'THE SLEEVES' youtube.com/watch?v=Uf9PK-…

I want a new tattoo.

Biden is so old. Why won't he turn to dust mid-sentence?