Just reply with a yes if you tried to push all the colors out of the pen... 🤣

You’re mine.. 😅

It’s World Menopause Day today. We can’t pretend to know what you’re going through, but we can try to show you we care. #WorldMenopauseDay2023 #WMD2023 #Menopause #Menopausing #allontheboard

A typical British conversation: Brit 1: Excuse me, sorry, can I just... Brit 2: Yes, of course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know what's happening>

Are you alright?

10pm: “So tired, I’m going to bed” 2am and 357 Wikipedia pages later: “So that's how they make Worcestershire sauce”

I plan to enter every room like Johannes Radebe from now on #Strictly #SCD

For the next week, everyone has “a few bits left to get”. Just a few bits. Few bits left to get. Bits and bobs. Nearly there. Just a few bits and bobs to go. Getting there. Few bits left to get. Just a few bits. And bobs. Few bits and bobs. Few bits left to get. Just a few bits.

The worst bank switch experience ever with Barclays Bank Barclays UK Help their customer service is the worst I’ve ever received 😤 they don’t pay switch bonus as promised, please be aware for any future switch! AVOID as I’m still waiting 😠 MoneySavingExpert Martin Lewis #barclays

This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊

I usually only put complaining posts on here 😂 so let’s have a happy post instead 😍 thanks boyfriend Chris Taylor for the most gorgeous flower delivery 💐 I love you 😘😘😘

As Payroll Manager I’m going to move away from Nationwide 😤 I can’t cope with Pay day stress of my salary money not hitting my bank in time and worrying everyone has not been paid. It’s too long a delay before the money hits on pay day. Time for. #bankswitch #nationwide 😩

A stupid returns process 😤 In error returned 1 jumper from 1 order in with another order. Both orders arrived same day. Have to wait for jumper to be returned to me to post back to M & S😝 costing M & S more in postage. I apologised, so not good service from M&S 🤬

EE the most ridiculous process for activating an esim. Phone upgrade and transfer of info. esim to new phone. Deletes from old phone. New phone needs a pin sent to mobile number to activate. There's no active esim so I have to wait for a QR code in the post! 🤬

NORTHERN 🚆 so we get the first train from Victoria to Littleborough that’s not been cancelled. Told twice by train staff on the platform it’s going to Littleborough. The train sets off and the tannoy says it’s not stopping at littleborough

It looks like I won’t shop Next again 😤 I’ve spent £1000s over the years and this is how I get treated! Next would you stop me coming out of the changing room if I didn’t buy 90% of the clothes I tried on and have a go at me? 🤬 #next #badcustomerservice

Radisson Hotels & Resorts just back from my girlfriends birthday weekend in Oslo at the Blu Plaza and had a horrible experience with the bath flooding the room and being told it’s because “I took the plug out too quickly”

Let’s put some love in the air 💘 rather than the usual complaints that I use this for 😂😂 love you Chris Taylor 😘 xx

TransPennine Express toilets outside the 1st class carriage not looking like they’ve been cleaned since Saturday! 🤮