*First day back in the office since March* Absolutely Nobody: Me: I think I got funnier since we left

My uncle’s dog carries a 30-pound weight everywhere he goes

⁦University of Nebraska at Kearney⁩ ⁦University of Nebraska System⁩ ⁦UNK Alumni⁩⁦UNK Student Government⁩ BE BLUE BE GOLD BE BOLD BE SAFE!! Go Lopers

2020: everything sucks and I’m on fire iOS 14: i can fix that

Tis cricket killing season may your shoes be mighty & your smashing be quick. ✨ 🦗 ✨

Yeah, no.

When Billie Eilish said: I’m in love with my future and I can’t wait to meet her I ✨ 𝓕𝓮𝓵𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 ✨ for sure

all i want for christmas is a new frank ocean album

I’d like to report that all I’ve done today is watch tik toks. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

About to mess around and write “proficient in putting a mask on one-handed” on the skills portion of my resume

Gets a dog to help anxiety 🤝 Dog develops separation anxiety

OK, this isn't really about my window. I mean, the story is true. But it's also a decent parable. Many of us, especially those with ADHD, anxiety, or depression, tend to live with broken windows of one type or another for years. 8/

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“Alexa resume playing music” And by that I mean play Harry’s new single on repeat #AsItWas

getting to Little Freak and Matilda on #HarrysHouse

And suddenly I like football

Never too early, is it? Wake up. It’s CWS.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"