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the stiff hoes can't relate

⚠️ 𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 ⚠️ It's #ImATenYouATwo-sday. Make sure to wear a helmet, boys.

will smith is the biggest fumbler in history

Why are white girls in Nissan Altimas just the worst drivers?

Sorry. That was racist of me.

Zion is homebase for the dude who molested his own sister. You're better off not fucking with that, or all the people that willingly do fuck with that. Trust me.

It isn't shocking that folks in this hobby willingly associate with people who have abused their own family members and children, but it is morbidly funny a lot of the ones that do are the same ones pretending to be 'good people.'

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I have the receipts. A woman reports to the authorities she's molested. She reports to multiple outcry witnesses. The man waits until she does this and says "uh no actually she did it." A reasonable person looks at this and doesn't side with the man. But do you sis.

Oh no my husband is bisexual. Lol boohoo? We literally fucked yesterday. Stay mad that you wanna associate with weirdos? Idk

Fake People Broke Up Nah. I don't fuck with molesters. Keep on though.

Yep I did. Because that was before he told me the whole story and then once he did none of it made sense.

Just checkin in on all the dorks in bad health and relationships who got shook by an ounce of reality. Did you cope?

Damn God is so, 𝙨𝙤 good

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It's the last Friday of September, how bittersweet. It's been such a good month. Paris Hilton is back, my favorite gym stayed open, the work project I thought I killed in the first quarter is now projected successfully through Q3, and our family Halloween costumes are in the bag.

So Happy Holidays to you and yours and I hope everyone is continuing to live the life they deserve ☺️

6 years ago God gave us the ultimate early Christmas gift, a healthy newborn baby girl. Happy Birthday to the best, Happy Holidays to the rest 💛