Omicron has disrupted all of my Mayorships on Swarm by Foursquare

I used to be the Princess Of Quite A Lot

Mary Engelbreit is my love language with a Wegman dialect.

It's full age out/opt-out when Seth Rogan comes scandals and goes and I don't know who the fuck Seth Rogan is.

My Tweet that confused Seth Rogen and Joe Rogan perfectly demonstrated itself.

Thank goddess Lena Dunham gets her rightful place in television history. I would add that she took a disproportionate lion's share of misogynist crap—inconveniently, it would NEVER be allowed now—just MINUTES before #MeToo mainstreamed. Long Live The Queen nylon.com/life/girls-hbo…

If you haven't yet, get over yourself and enjoy the earnest offerings of The Polyphonic Spree's Afflatus

I'll be the one in the RHCP shirt and Bjork rave knots dancing like Natalie Merchant in the back at Bikini Kill tomorrow. #pier17

You KNOW there's no one hitting refresh for the same 1,256 #monkeypox vaccines they handed out in like, Ithica...

So humbled and grateful. Again. Shout out to all the women—mostly women of color—putting their safety on the line to manage and care for our queer bodies. I've never been treated with such kindness and generosity. #monkeypoxvaccine AffiliatedPhysicians nychealthy Homos: THANK THEM

I can't with the news today about the guy spending $30.48 — a cold brew coffee for $4, a shrimp scallion pancake sandwich for $18, and a berry rice cake for $6 on his work-from-home day lunch + Baby Dropboxxes.

I know I shouldn't be judgemental about how anyone spends money and also I buy the most expensive espresso beans in the city and my coffee is about fifty cents a day tops.

In other news, whatever DID happen to Fay Wray?

You're Cliterally the Best Greeting Card vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/youre… SOLD OUT 😢

That one time Shaun went and did hair during DEEP COVID at Columbia Medicine NYP Columbia/Cornell Emergency Medicine Residency Angela Mills MD seagullhair.typepad.com/seagull/2022/1…

Imagining Elizabeth Warren using Lee Krasner for dart practice...

Can anyone speak to Aphex Twin—Avril 14th and Shire T—Serve No Tea?

So glad this is a dead medium. Desperate for #50shadesofgrey #4. Can someone make it happen? E L James 💙 NOT a dead writer. xx