My mother-in-law: “When I go to heaven (I’m definitely going to heaven because a lot of people pray for me)”...

It’s...a collection of rainbow things! (all found in San Francisco). Happy New Year! @ San Francisco, California instagram.com/p/BsEqu5RFweP/…

I think it would be funny to try to convince someone you made a time machine and drive them all the way to the next relevant westward state line and say, super seriously, “we did it. we just went back in time.” that’s how far I’d go for a bad joke.

my motto is, if you make a mistake, really commit to it and do it again so it looks like you meant to. I live by this onstage, but also when I accidentally do something weird in public and people look at me sideways.

like just now I tried to crack my neck at a stoplight and once I had awkwardly snapped it all the way to the left I noticed the passenger in the next car was staring at me. So, how do I deal with my embarrassment? I just do it again, even more awkwardly, with even more zeal.

33 by 33...in which I try to convince 33 of my fans to join me at patreon.com/sharkkheartt by my 33rd birthday. Help me out?

“Lean on Me” letters - my new this-is-not-quite-an-advice-column, this-is-your-friend-who-wants-to-listen-and-encourage-you-but-will-definitely-tell-you-if-you-are-being-a-jerk project. Want one? Write to me at [email protected].

Big, big heartful thanks to relaxing thot 🦋, David Schimon, Kevin Hainline, Katie Trushell and Luke Redfield for getting us to 20 supporters at patreon.com/sharkkheartt. A baker's dozen more and we'll have done it - 33 by 33!

who let Imagine Dragons release that “Thunder” song? it’s SO BAD. How to write a good song rule #1: use a quantity of words greater than 4.

Five more days until my birthday, and FOUR MORE PEOPLE until we reach 33 by 33 on Sharkk Heartt’s Patreon! If we make it to 33 [supporters] by 33 [years old], I will record a video at my… instagram.com/p/BtKHpvyltQg/…

A heartfelt birthday party thank-you, from me and my friends, to everyone who helped Sharkk Heartt reach 33 by 33 on Patreon. You all ROCK. SO. HARD. instagram.com/p/Bt_c1irlyaY/…

#askbensbells really excited to talk about kindness and masculinity! first Q: why don't we already think of kindness as masculine?

#askbensbells what do you think men need in order to feel safer expressing vulnerability & build the skills to give and receive kindness?

#askbensbells Michael AND Laura, are there any ways that YOU still catch yourself being limited by the "man box" & acting out a role that's been dictated by our societal gender norms?

Marriage is your husband waking up in the morning singing, “my wife’s farts smell like rainbows/ rainbows that smell really bad!” #soinlove

I sang some Sia for you youtu.be/raZY3_ojmw0

I ♥️ my Patreon supporters so much! #ThankYouPatrons!

JUST FOR TODAY, Bandcamp is letting artists keep 100% of their album sales, and not taking their normal percentage. Today is the best day to buy albums on bandcamp! They were already the most artist-friendly… instagram.com/p/B993mw2lsA5/…

Happening tomorrow: a live online streaming show to help the Tucson Musician’s COVID-19 Relief Fund, only this time I’ll be joined by risingsundaughtermusic, Jillian and the Giants and @chezalepresents. Tune in at 3:30pm… instagram.com/p/B-XxGKWlaPg/…

Posted a new cover song for my subscribers on Patreon - a duet with my friend Ben Geilhufe! patreon.com/posts/down-by-…