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Kelly Roberts

@Sharkie_Bitch65

Full-time shit-giver. Part-time philosopher. The pay sucks but I love my job!

ENFP-A. DMs/lists get BLOCKED! MAGAs don't bother following.

IFB usually.

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calendar_today19-08-2021 23:15:27

13,8K Tweets

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Kelly Roberts(@Sharkie_Bitch65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, I heard Bozo Bobo Boebert is trying to keep a low profile these days in typical Country Mouse fashion. It must be a low-down, dirty profile because according to Fuckface Von Fishstick🇺🇦 haven't we all seen her Beetlejuicing?

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Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊(@4HumanUnity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Senator Ted Cruz .Senator Ted Cruz You and others have launched a misleading attack, accusing Senate Democrats of shirking their constitutional duties by not proceeding with an impeachment trial against Secretary Mayorkas. Let's be clear: the Constitution grants the Senate the discretion to conduct…

@SenTedCruz .@SenTedCruz You and others have launched a misleading attack, accusing Senate Democrats of shirking their constitutional duties by not proceeding with an impeachment trial against Secretary Mayorkas. Let's be clear: the Constitution grants the Senate the discretion to conduct…
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Shawn Harris(@ShawnForGeorgia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know that we're gaining momentum.

So our campaign team proposed a challenge:

To reach 100,000 followers before MTG moves with her motion to vacate the speaker.

Challenge accepted.

Can you retweet this post so we can archive our goal?

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Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊(@4HumanUnity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Donald Trump Jr. .Donald Trump Jr. Why do you all act as if 2020 pandemic didn't happen? This is very dishonest! First off, let's cut through the chase: What Trump left Biden was nothing short of a disaster. The so-called 'great economy' Trump keeps boasting about was merely him riding the economy…

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millie lencioni(@cubzfab) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Greta Trump and his pals want to charge President Biden and his family with false charges, but he is freaking out about being charged for breaking the law, actually lots of laws.

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Middle Age Riot(@middleageriot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans gerrymander districts, selectively close polling places, purge voter rolls, enact voter ID laws, stop mail-in ballots, shorten polling hours, and weaken voting rights legislation, but, when they lose anyway, say the system is rigged against them.

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Kelly Roberts(@Sharkie_Bitch65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Helloooo!! I've been saying this for MONTHS! NO ONE believes me! During periods of high inflation, corporate profits DROP they don't increase by 49%!!

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Kelly Roberts(@Sharkie_Bitch65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How about an Easter Sunday Blasphemy Special, Peeps? Wait... Peeps might not be the best nom nom nom de guerre here. Blech!

How about an Easter Sunday Blasphemy Special, Peeps? Wait... Peeps might not be the best nom nom nom de guerre here. Blech!
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So, this just happened... Just your garden-variety blasphemy or delusion. I can't decide which yet. Oh! And here is the verse she's quoting here:

So, this just happened... Just your garden-variety blasphemy or delusion. I can't decide which yet. Oh! And here is the verse she's quoting here:
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