Hi, Virtually daily accidents on the Corner of Eastwood Road and Jan Smuts Avenue in Dunkeld West, JHB. In the last 2 days a car has gone through the neighbours wall and a motorcyclist down this afternoon. Needs a traffic light urgently. Please help. Joburg Roads Agency #JHBtraffic

Get out of your head and get into your heart. Think less, feel more. ~Osho

Makes our Nando's ad look tame #bluelights citizen.co.za/238230/five-bu…

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"�What you are is what you have been. What you�ll be is what you do now."" ~Buddha"

Rossi has longest GP winning career & is 10th oldest rider to win a premier class GP motogp.com/en/news/2014/V… #MotoGP

Well, the phrase “going viral” suddenly seems less cool.

1st FILM: Nando’s ‘Blue Light Brigade’ MetropolitanRepublic NandosSA #CCawards #August

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Doppelgängbanger: A porn star who looks exactly like someone either intentionally or by mistake.

This whole Bill Cosby situation is a classic "He said/ she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said"

Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be. ~Sonia Ricotti

If your main goal is to make sure everyone likes & approves of you, you risk sacrificing your uniqueness & therefore your excellence. ~Anon

Tired of the weird looks I get whenever I pronounce the “t” in Christmas.

My dog Mary has literally no idea how much she's embarrassing herself when she fucks my neck pillow

Happiness is real, believe in it, embrace it, love it.