Niliona boyz alipost WhatsApp status na scenery ya area za lake side city nikajua kuna shughuli wako nayo hiyo mtaa..leo naona TL kuna mbaru ako neti alikua captured kwa CCTV mambo ya robbery..Waah..!

Dem jirani wa morio wangu amepigishwa nduru saa kumi mjana kumtext jamaa kumshow apige mechi slow strokes asidisturb ploti akanishow ako mjengo anasaka za valentine nikasikia tu wheelbarrow ikianguka 😂

Ungui mutheri

This is not it, This is not it

Milky tea

Those seats if you do a trip to kongoni Naivasha and back to Nairobi the earliest you can have migwatos is on Wednesday afternoon....

SMH! Gíkúyú men are shameless. Unakosea bibi, anarudi kwao na mtoto, you decide you can't live without her so you try to get her to come back home alafu unamwambia "tiga kuuga njuge sorry, ningúthii kuugíra mbere" all whilst begging her?? Nkkkkt 🙄🙄

My dad (Christian) married my mom (Muslim). She converted after marriage. It’s funny how she’s the one that forces him to go to church now 😭😭

not only did Mat Armstrong prove Bugatti wrong but now there’s a 40min youtube video showing how to dismantle a Bugatti

Why?

Done once and safety is guaranteed

Edwin Sifuna angekuwa na track record ya corruption sai angekuwa amekimbizwa corridors of justice na DCI to slow his mouth

What is going on in Kenya? I ordered food, ate half, then told the waiter the egg wasn’t properly fried. He apologized. APOLOGIZED ooo. And brought a fresh plate. I was already mentally preparing for a full-blown hot argument.

80m on half an acre Na Gypsum?

Juzi tumeuziwa kama hii 180 Na chapo 30 hapo Thindigua... It's cheaper to hop on a mat go to 4 ways and back and you have 2 hot syavati and yellow beans...

There's a mad guy called Ephantus in Ngong who had slapped a super charger on a V6 pujo 504 that was propeller driven and 1 rotation delivered 18l of air. He had to disconnect it and connect it at will Also did mechanical fuel injection The super charger was 200kgs

Tinder is crazy During the pandemic baddies walikuwa lockdown with their families so nikaona let me try tinder DM'd a peng alafu akaniambia anataka fare we link, only 500 bob or something After nimetuma anasema imekulwa na fuliza nitume ingine 😂 I was like hii ni nini lmao

Governor Wavinya Ndeti illegally sacked a CECM for saying she's wantam. He sued and got a whole Ksh 4.2 million. Insecure politicians are such a huge liability to the taxpayer.

Прежде чем начать строительство в Кении, очень важно найти архитектора, который разработает для вас проект и предоставит архитектурные чертежи, которыми вы также поделитесь с инженером-конструктором. Thanks. #стандартдженганьюмба

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