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Shane Cycles

@shanecycles

Crap at being an Adventure cyclist, blogger, endurance cyclist, aviation engineer, Excellent dreamer and procrastinator. Cycled a bit, may have been a dream.

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15 years ago this week, I finished my first left to right cross continent bike ride thing. If only I knew then what I know now it would have been a much more pleasant affair :) vimeo.com/7780537I Ironically I was then hoping to be an influencer before it was a thing :)

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Tomorrow the world wakes up to a new US president. The proxy wars continue, the endless money printing continues. I really hope some of you will find improvements in the new policies from whichever clown wins and that things generally improve in the US/Worlwide.

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You do not make your wife happy with flowers, poems, diamonds or a fancy meal. You make her happy by cooking her steak, cleaning the piss spots onder the toilet yourself and building an elevated washing machine /dryer shelf in the new house. (Married 12 months today)

You do not make your wife happy with flowers, poems, diamonds or a fancy meal.

You make her happy by cooking her steak, cleaning the piss spots onder the toilet yourself and building an elevated washing machine /dryer shelf in the new house.

(Married 12 months today)
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Just signed up for a little ride in June with 5000 of my best friends :). It really is time to get my fat arse off the couch again. marmottegranfondoalpes.com/en/marmotte-gr…

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Go fuck yourself in 2025. Or un-fuck yourself in 2025. Or do something fucking crackers in 2025. . Or do whatever the fuck you want in 2025.

Go fuck yourself in 2025. 

Or un-fuck yourself in 2025. 

Or do something fucking crackers in 2025. . 

Or do whatever the fuck you want in 2025.
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Summoned to headmasters office to swap his sweets for protection against the bullies. Reprimanded for turning up in his pyjamas instead of school uniform. Spanked and sent home for back chatting the headmaster. We are living in a meme where world leaders think it's

Summoned to headmasters office to swap his sweets for protection against the bullies. 

Reprimanded for turning up in his pyjamas instead of school uniform.

Spanked and sent home for back chatting the headmaster.

We are living in a meme where world leaders think it's
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Finally got round to unpacking the last dozen moving boxes. It seems that while people were going crazy stocking up on loo roll during 2020-2021 I was making sure I'd never need to go to a bike shop again. That despite a few boxes of partially used spares (the ones you remove

Finally got round to unpacking the last dozen moving boxes. It seems that while people were going crazy stocking up on loo roll during 2020-2021 I was making sure I'd never need to go to a bike shop again. That despite a few boxes of partially used spares (the ones you remove
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I love that I once travelled without smart phone world and before internet became mainstream. Also love that I can now plan trips post internet.... google.com/maps/@-30.7591…

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From time to time during a long trip you find a place that has a nice garden to chill out in where the coffee and food are good and the bed and shower are clean and the staff tolerable. The garden in my new house makes me think of those places. Think I’m smashing suburbia.

From time to time during a long trip you find a place that has a nice garden to chill out in where the coffee and food are good and the bed and shower are clean and the staff tolerable. 

The garden in my new house makes me think of those places. Think I’m smashing suburbia.
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Pro tip: Don't peel flaking paint near your bottom bracket It had to happen after 12k of sweat dripping in Africa in 2011-12, 10000km commuting in all weather in Europe, 10000km touring in Europe, 2 extreme Winter trips and many more challenges including a sand blast an repaint

Pro tip: Don't peel  flaking paint near your bottom bracket
It had to happen after 12k of sweat dripping in Africa in 2011-12, 10000km commuting in all weather in Europe, 10000km touring in Europe, 2 extreme Winter trips and many more challenges including a sand blast an repaint
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For the 3 people still following my cycling stuff, I've just spent two days bringing my outdated website back to life. Probably a suitable time to start cycling again :) shanecycles.com