I loved seeing Mitski but whoever yelled “mother” at her during one of the brief breaks between songs should be slapped. Stop being weird to famous people in real life for the love of god.

found this in my drafts and remembered I woke up delirious in the middle of the night and hastily wrote it down thinking I was cooking, the parentheses were a note to myself about the important context

Please don’t let the dubs see this my word

Has this been done yet?

No more British people in London

Vote Sinn Féin 1, 2, 3

petition to change the phrase;

“now we’re cooking with *blank*”

to

“now we’re killing with hammers”

please retweet

I am the GOAT of buying concert seats, look at where we are in relation to the centre of the stage at Mitski with a sold out fully seated 3Arena

I love when I’m having a creep on LinkedIn and someone works public sector, thus allowing me to see how much one earns as like, bioethical engineer II in some obscure government body

I for one am glad that we are such lunatics that a dictionary backed down

Once I asked a French guy at a music festival in Paris for hit of his joint and he said 'No. I am, uh, selfish.'

Side point but people calling the 90s “the late 1900s” makes me feel like I’m 106 years old

We will win

The Green Party would burn tyres in the Botanical Gardens and feed turf to babies if it meant getting another Ministerial pension.

I have great time for all the friends on my phone here but seeing ye talk about your college results makes me feel haggard and ancient (I finished and had my graduation ceremony before covid-19 even hit)

So lucky that because my office building is old as balls we have open office but in team specific rooms so it’s a 6 - 8 person open office and you work directly with all of them. I couldn’t hack the hell of actual open plan/hot desking or the grimness of cubicles.

Seeing people have a fuckload of kids in pursuit of having one of a specific biological sex makes me so fucking sad honestly. Imagine knowing you were a failed attempt at your parents having a child of a different sex. It’s just fucking despicable.

I’m so glad Mitski is assigned seating because I could not handle this fucking deranged line culture that has sprang up

sorry for asking for a gp appointment at this, the gp’s office, from you, the gp’s receptionist