Sgt Maj Norman French
@sgtmajfrench
Former newspaper journalist now working for The King. Just some bloke. Satire, reflection and life in green. RAMC and HAC.
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15-11-2019 19:44:24
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‘I hear you have one of the new allotments, Sergeant Major.’ ‘Yes, Sir. No.2, just inside the entrance.’ ‘Splendid. Not too far to walk, what with your knees. What will you grow?’ ‘A lawn, Sir, for my deckchair.’ Thanks again to Fat Phil for the pic. Philip Carr #growing
When this is all over I will use a Veterans’ Hub. Somewhere you can have a brew and tell everyone that yours is still the greatest cap badge of all. Weymouth founder Andy Price has put in a shift to keep the doors open TheVeteransHubWeymth Thank you doesn’t come close. #welfare
Summer leave in the Army is a time for competitive beard growing. I enjoy not having to shave but Mrs French has gone silent and French Junior dismissed me with ‘find a mirror and have a word with yourself’. Having a brew with Captain Kirky in Aldershot. ‘Kirky’ Kirkwood #summer
Sovereign’s Parade tomorrow when the latest cohort of young officers depart the Academy having earned their commission. The flags of all nations represented are flying over Old College Parade Square. Stay in step, follow the person in front and you’ll be alright. Royal Military Academy Sandhurst
Sound on - I have said it before but the sound of boots on a parade square stirs my blood. Sovereign’s Parade is underway at Sandhurst and it’s going to be a warm one. Good luck and Godspeed to the officer cadets who will receive their commission at midnight. Royal Military Academy Sandhurst
If there is an upside to being surrounded by army officers, it’s officers’ dogs. Of course, they are unruly and mostly bonkers, just like officers, but also endlessly good fun, not like officers. #dogs #weekend #army Royal Military Academy Sandhurst
Parked the Big Lad outside the Colonel’s house to let the cars pass and he started eating the Colonel’s grass. I’ll be on a charge for this… misappropriation of something or other. #horses #army #teatime Royal Military Academy Sandhurst
When I left the Leadership School, the troops gave me a funeral… coffin, flag, eulogy, the works. One of the funniest nights of my life… comically dark. If you want to know what people really think of you, have your funeral while you’re still upright. Dean Hughes Natasha Day MBE