Shepard, You've received a new message.

EDI's voice... <3

Living on the Normandy is like living in a shoebox! ... a very nice shoebox.

I need to follow more people it's getting to quiet

#SeductiveSunday

I didn't even have a toothbrush or a change of clothing until I made some emergency purchases on the Citadel.

What’s the difference between Commander Shepard and a krogan? One is a rampaging juggernaut of head-butting destruction…

Shepard's cabin is gorgeous, I've seen apartments smaller than it.

I picked up a chessboard on the citadel, GUI interface, not nearly as nice as the real pieces, but this takes up less space.

EDI's voice! It’s like feeling smoky satin across your skin in soft candlelight. Just… mmmm!

*Upgrades Normandy software*

*Brushes teeth*

I worked in a lab, never thought I'd be serving on a ship.

The ship's in line with Alliance regs now, and it has top-of-line quantum entanglement communicators.

Hey everyone.

I currently have 69 followers. Joker tells me this number is funny, but he won't go in depth.